Jokes from around the world

The funniest film I have saw from the Future Film Festival is the "Jokes from around the world".

Where to use Oyster Card

A traveller newly to London, and heard that Oyster card can do a great help when she's travelling in this expensive city. Cool, after happily getting her Oyster card in her hand, she's planning to start her great journey.

But wait, where to use the Oyster card, she's busy finding the hole for inserting her Oyster Card, but where is it? She wants to cry!! And seeing people passing by, she is trying to find the hole.

Half pack of the eggs

"Hey, I only want to buy half pack of the eggs, only three, not six, I pay half of the price."

"No, you can't do that, you have to buy the whole pack, six. not three."

"Why, I'm still paying you money, look, I say three."

"You can't do that, and in the whole London, no people is going to just sell three eggs to you."

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Deal is done - "Ok, here is half pack, get your three eggs."